Bryon Noem, the husband of former Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem, was accused on Tuesday of living a double life as a crossdresser obsessed with donning huge fake boobs and talking to fetish models online…
Bryon Noem, the husband of former Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem, was accused on Tuesday of living a double life as a crossdresser obsessed with donning huge fake boobs and talking to fetish models online…
“Accused” is pretty weak language considering the photo evidence and the fact that he didn’t deny it even when he was directly confronted about it.
True-Mirror-5758 on
Hope Kristi is nicer to closet LGBTQ+ than she is to pets. Imagine if he were a closet furry.
GavinVilulf on
Wow. Did not have that on my 2026 bingo card
Sunkube on
pagesid3 on
How do you fuck up nipple placement on plastic boobs
StandByTheJAMs on
Well, now we know why Corey Lewandowski’s in the picture.
bojangles_dangles on
Who did those tits? The nipple placement is crazy!
Details_Pending on
We didn’t even have to wait for a grindr outage this time
beefyboibrandon on
Every accusation is a confession with these people
ersomething on
Eww is that what people think all trans woman are doing?
I mean, I’d never yuk someone’s yum, but I don’t want to be associated with it.
spoogicus on
0_o
realbobenray on
The Daily Mail is the Weekly World News without the aliens.
They do occasional break actual stories though.
ReallyBrainDead on
Odds the Noem’s have a cuck chair?
beaverlakenc on
So now it would be okay with Christians for her to leave her husband… And the adultery that she committed will be forgiven
hoffsta on
He had to get the one with the weird nipples didn’t he.
Bawbawian on
I’ll stick with disliking their policy.
what people do in their own bedrooms is not my business
WebHead1287 on
The call is always coming from inside their own house
kimapesan on
Well this…. Explains a lot.
Onlypaws_ on
The body dysmorphia between the two of them…
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According to reporting by the Daily Mail, Bryon Noem chatted up women from the so-called “bimbofication” fetish scene, in which adult performers augment their breasts with massive amounts of saline to achieve a “Barbie doll”-like appearance.
Odds Kristi leaked this ahead of filing for divorce?
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Was that the “blanket” she lost
teenahgo on
I personally would never call this crossing dressing. Looking forward to everyone kink shaming this guy and not shaming him for being MAGA, and married to a domestic terrorist, which frankly is more offensive than his wonky tits and duck face.
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Why cant people like this just live their life. I literally would not care about this at all if it werent for him being an evil piece of shit working for an admin that wants to KILL PEOPLE LIKE HIM YOU DUMBFUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Which, to be clear, I have no problem with. It’s the hypocrisy that pisses me off.
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Always projection with these people.
“Accused” is pretty weak language considering the photo evidence and the fact that he didn’t deny it even when he was directly confronted about it.
Hope Kristi is nicer to closet LGBTQ+ than she is to pets. Imagine if he were a closet furry.
Wow. Did not have that on my 2026 bingo card
How do you fuck up nipple placement on plastic boobs
Well, now we know why Corey Lewandowski’s in the picture.
Who did those tits? The nipple placement is crazy!
We didn’t even have to wait for a grindr outage this time
Every accusation is a confession with these people
Eww is that what people think all trans woman are doing?
I mean, I’d never yuk someone’s yum, but I don’t want to be associated with it.
0_o
The Daily Mail is the Weekly World News without the aliens.
They do occasional break actual stories though.
Odds the Noem’s have a cuck chair?
So now it would be okay with Christians for her to leave her husband… And the adultery that she committed will be forgiven
He had to get the one with the weird nipples didn’t he.
I’ll stick with disliking their policy.
what people do in their own bedrooms is not my business
The call is always coming from inside their own house
Well this…. Explains a lot.
The body dysmorphia between the two of them…
According to reporting by the Daily Mail, Bryon Noem chatted up women from the so-called “bimbofication” fetish scene, in which adult performers augment their breasts with massive amounts of saline to achieve a “Barbie doll”-like appearance.
https://nypost.com/2026/03/31/us-news/kristi-noem-weighs-in-on-report-husband-bryon-lives-cross-dressing-double-life/
reminds me of my uncle’s conspiracy theories
Odds Kristi leaked this ahead of filing for divorce?
Was that the “blanket” she lost
I personally would never call this crossing dressing. Looking forward to everyone kink shaming this guy and not shaming him for being MAGA, and married to a domestic terrorist, which frankly is more offensive than his wonky tits and duck face.
Why cant people like this just live their life. I literally would not care about this at all if it werent for him being an evil piece of shit working for an admin that wants to KILL PEOPLE LIKE HIM YOU DUMBFUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Which, to be clear, I have no problem with. It’s the hypocrisy that pisses me off.